A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer,“This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”The barber puts a dollar in one hand and 25 cents in the other,then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”The boy takes 25 cents and leaves.”What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey,son, May I ask you a question? Why did you take 25 cents instead of the dollar?”The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game’s over!”
Moral: Sometimes, when you think the other is dumb, you are making a fool of yourself.